Monday, June 4, 2012

Ever Notice....

… THAT WHEN the news reports the story it’s, “Police responded to urgent calls about a naked man who was running around downtown and also waving a gun!”  Shouldn’t that be the other way around?

… That when a woman goes for a skinny dip the officers are likely to gather their friends to watch, but pull out their citation books if it's a guy?

… That Superman ducks into a phone booth to change, but the phone booth has glass walls?

… That they STILL call the places we visit nudist colonies?

… That they send you a twenty-minute-wasting slideshow that features puppy dogs and annoying music with the message to “forward to at least 10 friends.” But label a single picture of breasts, “Not SAFE for work?”

… The federal agency that usually tries to prevent us from taking off our clothes OUTSIDE is the US Department of the Interior?

… The places where you apply the most sunblock will still burn the fastest?

… You never remember something you need from out in the car until you’ve stripped naked?

... That the pen is mightier than the sword but "penis" gets you booted off Facebook?