Watching television tonight, the Bare Platypus saw not one but TWO advertisements based upon the theme of getting wishes granted by a genie-like individual to the person who purchased a given product.
For example, one commercial showed a State Farm insurance agent who grants the insured virtually anything he wants as long as he sings the jingle about State Farm being a good neighbor. The other commercial features a Toyota RAV 4 genie who makes home and yard safe and enjoyable for the Toyota drivers.
So here's our idea: A magical, mythical figure who can suddenly create nudity on a given beach, in a given swimming pool, or other outdoor recreation experience. Imagine: one snap of the fingers and everyone's in a birthday suit. Talk about being a good neighbor!