Wednesday, May 1, 2013

The "Naked Genie" We'd Like to See

Watching television tonight, the Bare Platypus saw not one but TWO advertisements based upon the theme of getting wishes granted by a genie-like individual to the person who purchased a given product.

For example, one commercial showed a State Farm insurance agent who grants the insured virtually anything he wants as long as he sings the jingle about State Farm being a good neighbor.  The other commercial features a Toyota RAV 4 genie who makes home and yard safe and enjoyable for the Toyota drivers.

So here's our idea:  A magical, mythical figure who can suddenly create nudity on a given beach, in a given swimming pool, or other outdoor recreation experience.  Imagine: one snap of the fingers and everyone's in a birthday suit.  Talk about being a good neighbor!