“We need more nudists,” says Santorum

It’s been April 1 and you know what that means.  Millions of people tried tricking their parents, friends, and spouses with news of great or terrible things that didn’t happen. (We won the lottery last night, we’re getting a new car, there’s no school tomorrow, our dog is missing, the car’s been stolen).  For some strange reason the custom is to watch our listener get worked up with excitement, or fear, before resorting to the inevitable punch line “April Fools!”

Here are some news headlines we’d like to see be no joke:

US Presidential Hopefuls to Visit Nude Beach Seeking Votes Today

Olympic Committee Announces Return to All Naked Games

Naked performer snags win during American Idol season finale

YMCA’s Bring Back Naked Swimming

Nudist non-discrimination bill on way to Governor’s desk

“We need more nudists,” says Santorum

Bill Gates, Warren Buffet announce $20 Billion Charity to Promote World Nudism

Florida schools say birthday suits cheaper, better, than school uniforms

March Madness Ends with “Shorts and Skins” Final Four Event

Country Music Awards vow “More Nudity” in Next Year’s Show

How about you, our fellow Platypusses?  What headlines would you like to see?