Not required, you understand. Just legal.
Oh, people who don’t like “naked” could still have their way
where it suited them. Private homeowner associations could ban nudity like some
of them ban the display of the American flag. (Frankly, we don’t understand
anyone who wants to ban either nudity or the flag but… Oh, well.)
We’re just talking about the beaches, parks, sidewalks, and
thousands of other places funded by all our tax dollars. Imagine that. Being an
owner of something and being treated like an owner!
Driving naked? What’s the problem? Picnics in the buff? No
problem, either. Ditto for swimming holes and walking in a warm summer rain.
Becoming king and changing all
laws prohibiting public nudity is on the Platypus “to do” list. Right up there with winning the Publishers’
Clearing House sweepstakes and getting the cast of Jersey Shore to pet the nice rattlesnake.
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