Here are some ideas for more natural celebrations:
Christmas – Send close friends and family holiday cards with
the proverbial Santa hat and birthday suit. “Merry Christmas and a happy nude
year” is a perennial favorite;
New Year’s – The New Year baby only wears a sash bearing
20___. You don’t need more than a sash
to sing Auld Lang Syne either;
Valentine’s Day – Hey, remember that Cupid is just a small
nakey guy with wings. Be cupid with your
spouse;
President’s Day – John Quincy Adams skinny dipped in the
Potomac most days. There’s an oft-cited
story about a woman reporter who sat on his clothes and wouldn’t give them back
until he agreed to an interview for her publication. Lyndon Johnson skinny-dipped in the White
House swimming pool. So commemorate the occasion with a skinny dip of your
own. Even if it’s in your own bathtub;
St. Patrick’s Day – Go easy on the Irish whiskey and ale.
Find a different pot of gold at the end of the rainbow by enjoying a quiet meal
of corned beef and cabbage, some folk music from the Emerald Isle, in your bare
skin;
Memorial Day – This weekend marks the traditional start of
summer. Set up a picnic blanket in your
fenced back yard and start working on an all-over tan!
Independence Day – The most summer of holidays! Mark the day
with independence from clothes. Skinny dip in the family pool. Later, if you treat your yard with enough
spray repellant you can listen to the fireworks pop as you bask in the cool
night air of your fenced back yard;
Labor Day – Don’t let the last days of summer pass without
at least one more nude sunbath;
Halloween – Come on. You KNOW the best costumes could be
built around a nude theme. Even if you
can’t wear it everywhere;
Thanksgiving – Take a break from the relatives (and make
some extra room for the turkey you ate) by taking a respite in the oasis that
is your own room. Just a few hours will
restore your spirits, leaving you ready to listen to Uncle Fred’s rants about the days’ football games.
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