Thursday, February 14, 2013

Naked Rambler Again Freed

From time to time The Platypus has discussed Steven Gough, The Naked Rambler

Recent news accounts say that charges against Gough following his arrest for walking naked a couple weeks before Christmas have been dismissed.  Once again, the Rambler is free to roam.

02/14/13 Here's an update on when he finally arrived at his mother's home:
Naked Rambler

This Valentine's Day Give a Naked Card

Greeting cards are all the rage today for Valentine's celebration.  Maybe you refuse to buy into the hype.  Okay.

But IF you're going to purchase any card(s), why not go for something with a naked theme?  This makes sense for several reasons: (1) if you're reading The Platypus, you probably LIKE naked; (2) a funny, cute, or romantic card with a nude element will bring a smile to the receiver; and (3) by purchasing items with nudity, you send a message to the greeting card companies that the buying public would like to see more nudity.  That means even more cards to choose from next year.

As people browse greeting card aisles with more nude choices, it may positively affect pop culture to more tolerance for nakedness.  True, we may be the "butt" of some jokes and jabs, but they may not be so quick to try to ban us.

If you think about it, the greeting card section of your local Walmart or Target is one of the few places you're likely to find nudity these days.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

02/10/13 Walter of the Week Goes to...

This Week our Walter of the Week goes to CUPID.  Cupid  is a perfect choice.  He's a big hit this time of year around Valentine's Day and makes people happy.  He's also usually naked or wearing only a sash.  And there is lots of artwork over the years celebrating him in his birthday suit.  So, after many years overdue, this Walter's for you.

Friday, February 8, 2013

One Answer to Global Warming: Go Naked.

Earlier this month TIME magazine included a brief report about the vast number of weather monitoring stations in the United States that have reported a record high temperature this year.  The number was several thousand

We're not seeking to touch off a debate as to whether global warming is happening, and we're not looking to argue what may be causing it if it is indeed occurring. And we don't want to make light of a serious topic like our future and the environment.

We'll simply add that one great way to keep cool is to go naked.  It's comfortable, it's refreshing, and doesn't cost money. Watch overexposure to the sun's rays and you'll find that nudism works for battling the effects of warming.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Number One Marriott, Except...

This evening a television commercial for a Marriott property came across our screen touting that it was voted "the best Marriott in the country."  A list of amenities scrolled along listing restaurants, luxury, etc.

Know one amenity that was distinctly missing?  You guessed it: No clothing-optional sunbathing or swimming area. If the Marriot Shoals wants the Platypus vote, there will need to be a place to get nakey other than our room. 

Ah, well... Maybe someday.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Superbowl Nudist Lesson Part II

The previous post on The Platypus encouraged readers to watch the game naked.  Today we continue the Superbowl theme with this thought: Uniforms (clothes) divide life into "teams."

Imagine, for a moment, if both teams were completely naked. It would then be difficult to determine who should, and should not, have the football.  It would be tough for teams to know who was who as the game progressed... especially during plays.  In short, uniforms tell us who is on the right side.

In life, it seems clothes often perform the same role.  The uniform tells us that the waitress is there to take our order.  The suit and tie says "professional."  The jeans or worn clothing say something else.  Fashion dictates whether someone is from the "hip" generation or a "square."

In nudist settings it's easier to stop separating life into teams.  That's refreshing.

Friday, February 1, 2013

Superbowl Suggestion: Watch Naked!

Here's an idea to consider while you're basting the chicken wings and getting the chips n dips ready for the big game: Why not watch it naked?

Admittedly this may not be an option for some given the friends they'll have over during the event.  But things go better with naked... and few things go better than watching a good game starkers.  So go on, give it a try.  See you on the 50 yard line of your TV screens.

Just think... The words "halftime show wardrobe malfunction" will take on a whole new meaning!