Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Kids’ Books with NUDITY???

TODAY WE read about the passing of famed children’s author Maurice Sendak .  Sendak is most famous, perhaps, for his book Where the Wild Things Are .  That book was read to countless numbers of us in elementary school and was made into a feature film many years later.  At the time the book was controversial because the young protagonist (in wild beast outfit) mixed it up with all manner of hairy monsters.

What fewer people may know is that Sendak also created a book in which a young boy spends most of the story completely naked.  In the Night Kitchen takes place as the youngster dreams.  His dream takes him out of bed---and out of his pajamas---then into the kitchen where big cereal bowls and giant spoons decorate the enchanted setting. 

Unlike Wild Things, Night Kitchen never seemed to overcome the controversy of featuring illustrations of a naked little boy.  We certainly don’t recall ever being read the book during elementary school.  Dr. Seuss experienced the same phenomenon: Green Eggs & Ham and The Cat in the Hat always got top billing, but Seuss’s story of The Seven Lady Godivas?  Not so much.  Similarly, Shel Silverstein’s Where the Sidewalk Ends is a treasured volume of children’s poetry. But Silverstein's poem about the kids who wish they could melt right out of their clothes on a hot day rarely seems to get a public reading.

We can see why.  A Pennsylvania school district recently banned another children’s book from the library entitled The Dirty Cowboy.  Just one pair of parents had complained that the book groomed young children to accept “pornography” because it featured illustrations of a cowboy whose dog won’t return his clothes after he takes a bath.  Strategically illustrated objects obscure any genitals, but what did that matter?  The school board voted unanimously to pull Cowboy from the shelves.

Future authors and illustrators are no doubt taking notes.

Bare Platypus Recipes for Relaxation





THIS WEEK we have been providing tips for getting ready for Memorial Day weekend.  To that aim, we present you with two official Bare Platypus recipes for relaxation. 
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For our first recipe you’ll need:

¾ Oz. Sloe Gin

¾ Oz. Amaretto

¾ Oz. Southern Comfort

Orange Juice

Ice

In a Collins glass pour the alcohol over ice.  Top with Orange Juice. For a dash of panache, add a maraschino cherry. 

Serve ONLY to naked guests age 21 and over and do NOT give your guests back their clothes or their keys unless fully sober.  (You can make a non-alcoholic version by mixing orange juice with a dash of grenadine syrup and the cherry.) The drink is known as an “Alabama Slammer.”  Drinking it ONLY when you’re buck naked is our idea.
 

Our second suggestion is the “Broken Pinkie Toe”:

Pink Grapefruit Juice

1 Oz. Peach Schnapps

Ice

In a rocks glass pour Peach Schnapps over ice. Top off with the juice and stir gently.

Okay, we can’t see going into a bar and saying “I’ll have some malt liquor and the wife will have a Broken Pinkie Toe,” either.  So you’ll have to enjoy this one at home.  Fortunately that means you can sip it whilst lounging in your birthday suit.

Again, this drink is for the 21 + crowd only, but you can serve the kids any leftover grapefruit juice at breakfast.

Monday, May 7, 2012

Plan Now for A Naked Memorial Day

MEMORIAL DAY is, first and foremost, a day to remember the sacrifices that the men and women of the armed services have made so that we may enjoy freedom. Consistent with that, plan to visit a cemetery to remember fallen loved ones, watch a parade and cheer the VFW and American Legion, or make a donation to a veterans’ group.


As the holiday is all about freedom, also plan to spend some of it naked!  The three-day weekend marks the traditional beginning of summer, so there’s no better occasion to start stripping off. If you haven’t already started planning for your day(s) of naked freedom, Bare Platypus has a few ideas:


  • Mow the grass in your fenced back yard and plant those shrubs over the next couple of weeks so that you can spend the holiday enjoying your own Garden of Eden;


  • Make reservations at a hotel not far from Haulover Beach, Miami, Gunnison Beach in New Jersey, Rooster Rock Beach in Oregon, Mazo Beach in Wisconsin, Black’s Beach in San Diego, or another space on public lands where you can be nude;


  • Plan to visit one of the nudist clubs within the country.  For a list, click: HERE 


  • On a tight budget with no private backyard? Don’t let that stop you.  Start acquiring the items of a perfect picnic lunch (beginning with the non-perishables like a bottle of wine, condiments, etc.).  When the holiday arrives hold your picnic on a blanket in your own living room.  Turn the radio in to beach tunes and get bare;


  • Get supplies for a bare slip n slide (sheet plastic, the hose, dish soap) or a kiddie pool that you can set up in your yard.  Skinny dip at night with the family if you haven’t got a privacy fence.


Maybe some of our readers will post ideas for enjoying this gateway to summer in your birthday suit.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Avengers Movie Sports Good Nude Scene

ON FRIDAY a long-awaited movie The Avengers made its debut in the US.  The film features a team of Marvel Comics superheroes including Captain America, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, and others to do super battle with super villains. Samuel L. Jackson plays Nick Fury, the mastermind who brings them all together.


Nudists will be interested to know that there is actually a positive “nude” scene in this flick.  It happens when the Incredible Hulk returns to the form of humble alter-ego Dr. Bruce Banner (played by actor Mark Ruffalo). Given the Hulk’s mammoth size, when he shrinks back into Banner the mammoth trousers he’s wearing manage to fall off, leaving the Doctor nude within a pile of rubble.  It’s up to a janitor (played by Harry Dean Stanton who you may remember from the cult classic Repo Man) to rescue the superhero with a spare pair of jeans. 

The matter-of-fact way that a nude character and a custodian have a conversation about what’s just happened makes for a great lighthearted moment. But it also scores an ever-so-important victory for those who value the human body.  By juxtaposing Banner beneath rubble the movie keeps its PG rating. Somehow it also manages to make missing pants a part of life rather than a scandalous event or, worse, ignore the issue altogether by shrinking big clothes along with the creature.


While one of our Bare Platypus team watched it with his puggles over the weekend, that scene made for a very humorous moment when a seven year old boy seated next to their group took it in. As if talking about the family dog getting out and running down the street or a forgotten homework assignment he muttered aloud, “Uh oh. He’s naked.”


Imagine that. It’s possible to interject nudity in a movie without leaving anyone “traumatized” or “defiled.” Just one of the things that makes The Avengers a must-see this summer.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Make Your Second Home a Nudist Retreat

THIS WEEK the Wall Street Journal carried a story about the growing number of couples who are buying vacation homes within a short drive of their regular abodes.  Instead of making long flights or drives to traditional venues like Florida or Las Vegas many travelers opt for places in their home states to save gas and time.  With home prices low, the time to buy may be right too.


Bare Platypuses have never had the means to build and furnish more than one habitat at a time so we don’t know about this phenomenon first-hand.  But IF you’re thinking about owning a second home close by, why not consider locating it within a nudist resort OR optimize your retreat for naked time?


There are more than one hundred Nudist Facilities listed throughout the United States and Canada.  Many of these lease space for mobile homes and cottages.  They run the gamut from rustic to luxurious and everything in between.  Some are family-oriented, some are getaways for couples.  Depending on weather conditions they may be open all year or seasonal.


If solitude is your thing, why not get a vacation home that is either secluded enough to walk the grounds bare OR easily fenced to give you the privacy you need.  You may regularly live in a city high-rise, but you could then withdraw to a quiet naked place with just the right landscaping to add to the seclusion.  What’s more, by locating a resting roost that is off the beaten track, you may save enough money to pay for a hot tub or pool.


Make it a ritual to stay bare when you visit your vacation home.  Decorate it with framed nude prints.  The sky’s the limit when an open sky and a little privacy are all you need. 


What if you can’t afford to buy a second home of your own for a nudist getaway? Make friends with someone who can!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

SPAStic: Why Ads with Swimwear?

IN THE local newspaper that comes every Sunday morning there’s a host of advertisements for pool and recreation companies.  One national warehouse chain is usually touting a sale on some model of spa or another.  Jacuzzi, Hot Spring, Sundance, and others tout the benefits of “hydrotherapy,” relaxation, massage, and the solitude that time in their tubs will bring.

The makers of these whirlpools usually offer quality family time as a plus of purchasing their products.  We see mom, dad, Johnnie, and Suzie soaking it up among the bubbles.  Sometimes we even see a grandmother or grandfather figure in there.  But you know what we always see too?  SWIMSUITS.  There are always straps showing on the shoulders of the ladies in the water.  The men inevitably wear brightly colored swim trunks so that there’s NO doubt they’re SUITably clothed beneath the surface.

The Bare Platypus team asks, If YOU had just spent $5,000 or more on a new hot tub for your backyard would YOU wear swim trunks in it?  When we have asked even non-nudists this question, they usually reply that if they were enjoying a private soak in their own basin they would do so au naturale.   And yet, week after week the advertisements come and go, but the swimsuits on the models remain.
We are not suggesting that readers should see a full-frontal display of nudity in these advertisements.  We’re just wondering why they couldn’t leave the straps off the ladies’ swimwear, leave the trunks off the men, but let the bubbles in the water keep things discreet.  Maybe sit a kid’s bare bum on the edge of the tub once in a while to denote that you can finally skinny dip if you buy your own tub?

Swimsuits to sell spas? We don’t get it. But maybe the Madison Avenue advertising companies know something we don’t.




5/2/12  Update:  We neglected to provide an example of what we're talking about, so here's one from Recreational Factory Warehouse .  Example #2 comes from Hot Spring spas.  Let the animation script play and you'll see multiple pics demonstrating the point.  

9/2/13 Update: In today's blog we talk about finding one spa installation company that "gets" naked. click here

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Our College Nudist Couple Revisited

LAST MONTH we reported on A College Student's First Nudist Experience  .  We explained in that post that one of the Bare Platypus “puggles” was raised a nudist since a baby, is now of college age, and invited the guy she’s dating for an evening trip to the local nudist club.  We finished by noting that the young man who had given nudism a try for the first time wanted to return.  We wrote that they were planning a trip back to the nudist club.  Yesterday was their day.


This time, no sooner had our young couple parked their car than our second-visit-guy was completely out of his clothes and wore no towel either.  He stayed completely naked during the entire visit.  This was a day trip so our couple could do more activities including holding a ping pong “tournament” that lasted the better part of an hour!  They swam, soaked in the hot tub, and had a picnic lunch on the lakefront beach suited to an undergraduate’s budget: peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.  The weather stayed sunny so they worked on their all over tans.


The two most significant developments to report came when it was time to leave after a great day.  First, he told our platypus “You’ve CONVERTED me!”  Second?  Our convert wanted to ride home naked! They didn’t because of some additional errands to run. But we understand how our young convert felt. 


We really do.

Update: Our college students return to the nudist club yet again... this time for a picnic with Ms. Platypus's family... in Threepeat .